Your friend sent me a joking sms to warn me that it would not be advisable to kiss you anymore because right that instant, you had picked up food off the table and were eating it. I could so imagine you doing that, the quick pop of the morsel in your mouth and your mischievous (you couldn't understand why I would unconsciously pronounce it as "mischievious" like "devious") grin.

A few hours later, the warning went unheeded.