This morning I was putting on earstuds before I left for work, and found one of a pair missing. I rummaged through my entire earring collection before I thought to feel my ear. And there it was, just like the stale joke people make about hunting for spectacles perched on top of their heads. It seemed that I forgot to remove it last night, which goes to show what not using a mirror and having 3 earholes does to you.