Quantum Theory states that alternate universes exist for every possibility. This means that there's a universe out there where this CD is the only piece of music in existence. Ever. No Jimi Hendrix. No Mozart. No Miles Davis. No Beatles, Stevie Wonder or Bob Marley. Not even any Britney Spears or Boyzone. Just Dave. Rockin' on for eternity.
- extracted from a review on the Best of David Hasselhoff

Hilarious!