Believe it or not, there's a movie called My Best Friend's Birthday. To quote the synopsis from a Hollywood.com review, it's about how "two friends who are deejays at a Torrance radio station get into a mess with the police during a 30th birthday party for one of them". Erm. It's not your 30th birthday and we're both not DJs or in Torrance. The only pedigree to this comedy movie is that Quentin Tarantino wrote the screenplay.

But what I really want to say is, I hope you have a great birthday today. Nuff said.