Random fact which won't endear me to anyone:
when I wake up everyday, the first things I'll do are switch on my laptop and mobile phone.
In that order, cos the laptop takes longer to boot up.
Even though I should be on 24 hr standby, so my mobile phone is not supposed to be off in the first place. But then I think nah, I won't do anyone any good by answering the phone in an incoherent state. Besides, I've got voice mail and I did try to record a sweet voice message encouraging people to leave voice mail. So if they're technophobic, it's not my problem is it?

No, the real nasty thing is only that I do all these before washing up.