The first thing I did on Christmas, even before washing up and breakfast, was experiment with the digital sounds on 13amp. Music pared down to melodic beeps; little icons and zero text to explain how to navigate the site; thoroughly cool.

When I finally stumbled on its message board, it turned out to be a script tapping out Morse code which i can't decipher. lol. The only text at the end was a little note on 7" singles: A seven-inch single can be perfect in a way an album never can be (even "Surf's Up" has got "Riot in Cell Block Number Nine" on it). Two songs held in dynamic tension across the twin faces of this fascinatingly proportioned artefact... They say everyone has a book in them, but do you have a decent seven-inch in you?

Yes, sexual innuendo noted and what a damn good site.