I told a friend I once got into an argument with my secondary school teacher, who thought the Beatles' song "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" has awful lyrics while I thought the song was lovely. He thought holding hands was overrated too, and held my hand for a short while to show that it meant nothing. The only things probably learnt were: a) my hand was cold and small (but not sweaty), and b) my right hand was probably better to hold cos I wear my decoder ring on my left hand, and that's a chunky hard-ass knuckle-duster of a ring.