Unexpected you.
Write like an enthusiastic child, with CAPS and exclamation marks!!! et al.
Revel in the big picture while I live for the details.
Commandeer everyone gently but firmly, like a merciful tyrant.
Marvel at my idiosyncracies.
Treat eating as an adventure.
Cook wonderfully but know I probably haven't even boiled water this year.
Don't know I blog.

What are we to do?