I read people very badly. It's like my gene pool had a poll to decide on my character composition.

Renegade genes: Heck it, let's make her have an instinct for music and words!
Sensible genes: That leaves no room for genes to help her read other people. She's going to be an EMOTIONAL RETARD you know.
Renegade genes: Awww, no big deal! She'll live.

And I do, all muddled up with delayed reactions. But I do.