On how my guy friends still don't think of me as a woman.
I was home this afternoon when b12 phoned to arrange for a meetup.
- See you in Orchard in an hour.
- You know most women need more time than that to prepare themselves and reach town right?
Pause as b12 digested this little nugget of info.
- Yes. So I'll see you in Orchard in an hour?

And I was early too.