TV is enough. It's providing artificial friends and relatives to lonely people. What it is, is a recurrent family: the same friends and families come back week after week after week after week. And they're wittier and they're better looking and they're much more interesting and they're richer than your real friends and families.
- opening speech to track 16 of April's Uncut give-away CD.

I don't have the CD cover with me and I have no idea who did this song. But it's real catchy.