Though he's my friend, B12 doesn't read my blog despite knowing I've blogged about him. This self-restraint and lack of curiosity is something I don't think I can ever possess.

The best way to describe B12 is actually via his namesakes, the twin bananas B1 and B2 in the children's TV show Bananas in Pyjamas. There's this recurring exchange between the bananas where B1 will go, "Do you know what I'm thinking B2?". And B2 will reply "I think I know what you're thinking B1". And both bananas will go do whatever they damn wish, leaving the audience in suspense. That sums B12 up quite well too.